The Boy who Cried Wolf
There once was a boy who lived by the bank,
Who decided to go and pull off a prank,
To scare all the people who have sheep of their own,
And even the people who were just alone.
So the boy cried, “WOLF!” As loud as he could,
And everyone went running – just as they should,
Fearing the supposed ‘wolf’ that was chasing them down,
Some have already run halfway across town!
As he was taking a nap on the nice warm sand,
Everyone came running with pitchforks in hand,
And the boy cried, “Wolfs! Please save me now!”
The wolf grabbed their legs and pulled the men down,
The boy knew that he was going to win,
The wolves killed of the stronger and moved on to thin.
Now the moral is, don't mess with a dude,
That has plenty of wolves that will come and murder you.
Joseph Loy
7W
Goldilocks & the Hangry Bears
Once upon a time, in the deep dark forest.
Lived a little girl who was born in August.
The girl was naughty and she tip toed,
Out the door and down the road.
Until she reached a small wooden cottage.
She looked around until she spotted.
Three big brown bears,
Who were plucking pears.
And when she thought they weren't looking,
She decided to taste some of mother bear’s cooking.
She stuck her finger in a pot of porridge.
“AW! It's too hot!” She yelled with courage.
Then she had a taste of number 2
“It's way too cold and tastes like a shoe!!”
She sat on the chair full of hope
As she told herself “if this one is bad, I just can't cope…”
Luckily the last one was just delicious!
But the little girl was a bit too ambitious…
She finished it ALL in one big brawl.
Outside, the Bears had heard the hustle.
“What's going on?!?!” said daddy bear tensing his muscle.
The little girl screamed and ran,
Right into a metal trash can…
The 3 big bears were very angry
And when you're angry you become hangry (Hangry means hungry and angry)
She mummy bear cooked her up,
And they all ate it from one big cup.
Helena Jensen 7W
